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amen.

amen.

wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever

i normally hate the ones with that stupid, creepy black creature on it— but this is funny.

how’s that for complicated xD

how’s that for complicated xD

lovequotesrus:

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amen.

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: inspirinquotes

amen.

wowfunniestposts:

this was all i ever did.
 laugh trip 

and here i thought i was the only one who did, on a regular basis. lmao.

wowfunniestposts:

this was all i ever did.

laugh trip

and here i thought i was the only one who did, on a regular basis. lmao.

why nott.. (:

How about # 1-46. :)

hater-of-happiness

ahh man! hell, i’m bored, why not. :)

1) Height: 5’4 I think.

2) Virgin: Nope.

3) Shoe size: 8.

4) Sexual orientation: im in love with a man (:

5) Do you smoke? Nope.

6) Do you drink? On occasion.

7) Do you take drugs? Nope; not my thing.

8) Age you get mistaken for? 23-25; always. im 18.

9) Have tattoos? Nope.

10) Want tattoos? Yes!

11) Got any piercings? Yep.

12) Want any piercings? no, im a pansy .. lol

13) Best friend: chelsie king, jennifer vantilburg.

14) Relationship status: back with my boyfriend of six years, just not holding the titles yet..

15) Biggest turn on’s? manly man, knows how to fix things (: , strong, funny, protective ..you know, aj (:

16) Biggest turn off’s? people that are all about pleasing themselves, or pussy’s. .. haha

17) Favourite movie: Cinderella Story.

18) I’ll love you if: you prove you’ll be there for me through anything.

19) Someone you miss? my mom, i wish i seen her everyday.

20) Most traumatic experience: the spider one is high up there, it is the cause of my extreme aracnaphobia (spelled terribly wrong)

21) A fact about your personality: i am a bitch, but when i care about people, i care about them hard.

22) What I hate most about myself: that i just cannot love myself for who i am.

23) What I love most about myself: my ability to accept people and want to make them feel important .. in any situation.

24) What I want to be when I get older: an attorney.

25) My relationship with my sibling(s): good.

26) My relationship with my parents: fuck my dad. my mom means the world to me.

27) My idea of a perfect date: doing something i havent before, like the zoo (:

28) My biggest pet peeves: people who don’t act their age.

29) A description of the boy/girl I like: sitting right next to me (:

30) A description of the person I dislike the most: mullet. nipple ring. enough said.

31) A reason I’ve lied to a friend: To save their feelings.

32) What I hate the most about work: the amount of time i spend there.

33) What my last text message says:

34) What words upset me the most: thats a hard one.

35) What words make me feel the best about myself: when someone tells me i mean something to them. or thank me for helping them with something.

36) What I find attractive in women: i like a man.

37) What I find attractive in men: everything about aj.

38) Where I would like to live: somewhere in a big city, until i have kids atleast.

39) One of my insecurities: my lack of confidence.

40) My childhood career choice: attorney. lol

41) My favourite ice cream: chocolate (:

42) Who I wish I would be: a more confident me.

43) Where I want to be right now: right where im at.

44) The last thing I ate: crunchy taco (:

45) Sexiest person that comes to mind immediately: Channing Tatum ….

46) A random fact about anything: favorite quote ” if god brought me to it, he’ll bring me through it. “

khirstynlien:

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ha; isn’t this the truth.

khirstynlien:

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ha; isn’t this the truth.

ha, this is awesome.

ha, this is awesome.

kns12:

oh alcohol, you get the best of me (: 

kns12:

oh alcohol, you get the best of me (: 

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